Quiet your head and fall asleep in 30 minutes.
Twelve short Zen tales, narrated to you in the dark. No app, no meditating. Press play and let go.
Start tonight · £7.99Instant download · Any device · 30-night swap promise
Too tired to function. Too wired to sleep.
Staring at the ceiling → settled and heavy-eyed.
The day on repeat → a mind gone quiet.
Bracing for 3am → asleep before it comes.
So here's a quieter idea.
A Quiet Night is a 30-minute audiobook of twelve short Zen tales, read to you slowly in the dark.
They're old stories, simple ones. A teacher and an overflowing cup of tea, two monks at a muddy river, small moments that land quietly. No religion to follow, no lesson to study. I retell each one in plain words, then close it with a line or two to rest on.
Your mind goes quiet when it has a story to follow. That's the whole trick. Nothing to learn, nothing to get right.
Everything for £7.99
A 30-minute audiobook you keep, plus the eBook and three more bonuses, free this launch.
12 tales, about 30 minutes. Yours to keep.
Every tale and reflection in text, to read on any night.
A 10-minute wind-down for before you press play.
5 Zen Principles, The 7-Night Reset, and Bedtime Brews.
Founding price, then £8.99 · Instant download · Yours to keep forever
Doesn't settle you? You don't keep paying for it.
Give it seven nights. If it hasn't earned a place at the end of your day, email within 30 days and I'll send another title from the library, free. No refund on a download, but you're never out of pocket.
The questions you'd ask at 11pm
Is 30 minutes enough for £7.99?
It isn't meant to be hours of background noise. It's twelve short tales you come back to, one a night, plus the eBook and bonuses to keep. Most people use it again and again, not once.
Is this another meditation app?
No. No streaks, no breathing, no rules. Just a story, and the quiet comes on its own.
Meditation has never worked for me.
Then this is for you. A story does the work. Your mind follows it and lets go.
Exhausted but can't switch off?
Exactly what it's for. It's not medicine, but it gives a busy mind something kinder to do at night.
How do I listen?
A normal audio file. Any phone or laptop, online or off. No special app.
What if it's not for me?
Email within 30 days and I'll swap it for another title from the library, free.
Tonight could be quieter than last night.
Start tonight · £7.99Founding price, then £8.99 · Instant download · 30-night swap promise