Twelve stories, read softly to you. Twelve nights to a quieter mind.
No meditating, no effort, no screen to stare at. Press play, close your eyes, and by the last one falling asleep stops feeling like a fight.
I'm ready to sleep better
Sound familiar?
Struggling to fall asleep, and not sure what else to try?
You've tried the meditation apps, and just paid to feel like you're failing at relaxing.
You've tried the breathing, and somehow ended up more wired than before.
You've tried just putting the phone down, and lay there staring at the ceiling.
You've tried the whole wind-down routine, and it just became one more thing on your list.
You've tried scrolling till your eyes give up, and woke at 3am more awake than when you started.
So now you brace for it. The second the light goes off, your mind starts up: replaying the conversation, planning tomorrow, worrying about things that probably won't happen.
You're tired enough to sleep. You just can't get there.
How your nights start to change
- The relief of letting the day go, without trying to.
- A body that finally unclenches, with no technique to get wrong.
- A mind that drifts somewhere soft instead of replaying the day.
- Rest that feels like a treat, not another task.
- A bedtime you look forward to: no scroll, no 3am spiral.
A quick, honest word from the person reading these to you
From the narrator
I'm not a sleep expert. I'm someone who couldn't switch off either. For years I had a job that followed me home and straight into bed. The harder I tried to rest, the more awake I got.
What finally worked wasn't another app or another technique. It was these stories, and years of learning, from people who'd spent their whole lives in Zen, how to actually let a day go.
Now I read them aloud the way I wish someone had read them to me: slowly, warmly, with no agenda but rest.
— House of Namu
(I've also written Cycling for a Quiet Mind, if Zen-meets-real-life is your kind of thing.)
Here's everything you get
One story tonight. The whole collection whenever you need it.
- 🎧 Zen Stories for a Quiet Night: the audiobook. 12 stories read softly for bedtime, around an hour of listening, each ending in a short spoken reflection. £14.99
- 📖 Bonus: the eBook companion, the same 12 stories in writing, to read or follow along whenever you'd rather have the page. £9.99 free
- 🌙 Bonus: The Quiet Night Ritual, a 10-minute wind-down for before you press play. £7.99 free
- 📖 Bonus: 5 Zen Principles for Everyday Chaos, a short read for the loud days. £6.99 free
- 🌒 Bonus: The 7-Night Reset, small shifts for deeper, steadier rest, night after night. £6.99 free
- 🍵 Bonus: Bedtime Brews, simple calming infusions to sip as you settle in to listen. £5.99 free
You're getting £52.94 of value tonight
Launch price: £4.99
You pay £4.99, and everything above is yours, including £37.95 in bonuses, free. Founding-reader price for the first 100. After that it's £8.99.
Questions you might have
FAQ
What exactly do I get for £4.99?
The audiobook (12 stories, around an hour of listening, each with a short spoken reflection), the full eBook companion so you can read along, plus four bonuses: the Quiet Night Ritual, the 5 Zen Principles guide, the 7-Night Reset, and Bedtime Brews, all free. Altogether that's £52.94 of value, including £37.95 in bonuses, for £4.99. Everything lands in your inbox as an instant download. Nothing extra to buy.
Is this just another meditation app?
No, and that's the point. Nothing to follow, no streak, no breathing to get right. You press play and listen to a story. The quiet comes on its own.
What if meditation has never worked for me?
Then you're exactly who this is for. Meditation asks you to do the work. A story does it for you: your mind follows along and lets go without trying.
How do I listen, and do I need a special app?
No special app. The audiobook is a standard audio file you can play on any phone, tablet, or computer, the same way you'd play a podcast. Save it once and it's yours.
Why is it so affordable?
Because these stories aren't mine to overcharge for. They're centuries-old Zen wisdom that belongs to everyone. What you're paying for is the care of choosing them, retelling them simply, and reading them in a way that actually helps a tired mind rest. I'd rather it reach more people than sit behind a big price.
Can I listen offline?
Yes. It's an instant download, yours the moment you check out. Save it to your phone and listen anywhere, online or off: in bed, on the bus, wherever the day gets loud.
What if it's not for me?
Because it's a digital download, I can't take it back once it's yours. But I won't leave you out of pocket. Email me within 7 days and I'll send you our Cozy Cycling Adventures colouring book instead, free. Either way, you leave with something to help quiet a busy mind.
How long is the audiobook?
Twelve short stories, a few minutes each, around an hour of listening in total, with a short spoken reflection after each. Most people play one at bedtime, but it works any time you need the world to get quieter.